Usually 12 step programs are meant to outline a course of action for recovery from addiction or compulsion.

However, here is a 12 step program designed to do the opposite. If you follow these steps, you will develop obsessive compulsive disorder.

 

Step 12: Turn off water by touching dirty tap with clean hands. Return to step 1 and clean hands thoroughly as instructed. 

Step 2: Dispense soap with elbow. Well, they say that step 2 is always the hardest.